Man – “Doc, I’ve got an orange willy.”
Doc – “What??”
Man – “My willy, it’s turned orange.”
Doc – “Umm, I’ll have to look that up. It seems it could be a sign of stress. Do you suffer from stress?
Man – “Not really”
Doc – “What about stress at work?”
Man – “Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss. I worked 80 hours a week for pennies and then I got the sack.
Doc – “That sounds very stressful”
Man – “Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated”
Doc – “Umm, what about your home life?”
Man – “Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got.”
Doc – “That sounds stressful”
Man – “Yeah, but I left her and I’ve never been happier”
Doc – “Umm, what about your social life?”
Man – “Social life? I don’t really have one”
Doc – “Really? What do you do in your spare time?”
Man – “Watch porn and eat Nik Naks”
