Daily Archives: May 30, 2012

I love old-school jokes

Man   – “Doc, I’ve got an orange willy.”
Doc    – “What??”
Man   – “My willy, it’s turned orange.”
Doc    – “Umm, I’ll have to look that up. It seems it could be a sign of stress. Do you suffer from stress?
Man   – “Not really”
Doc    – “What about stress at work?”
Man   – “Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss. I worked 80 hours a week for pennies and then I got the sack.

Doc    – “That sounds very stressful”
Man   – “Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated”
Doc    – “Umm, what about your home life?”
Man   – “Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got.”
Doc    – “That sounds stressful”
Man   – “Yeah, but I left her and I’ve never been happier”
Doc    – “Umm, what about your social life?”
Man   – “Social life? I don’t really have one”
Doc    – “Really? What do you do in your spare time?”
Man   – “Watch porn and eat Nik Naks”